Thursday 20 September 2012

32 Things A Sub Should Never Do


1. Pushing limits does not mean making Master so angry that the vein above his right eye throbs.

2. "Quit it!" "OW, Damnit!" "I’m hiding that toy when You go to work tomorrow" and cursing a blue streak are not safe words.

3. "Oh my God, where did you get those. They are gorgeous!!!" is not considered boot worship.

4. "Ya want fries with that?" "Want me to drink it for You too?" are not appropriate remarks when Master gives you an elaborate drink order.

5. Flipping your Master off while your hands are cuffed behind your back is a bad idea. Owners have a way of knowing these things.

6. Putting lube, goop, superglue, ink or any other substance that will sully the ________ of Master on His toys while setting up for a session is not a good idea.

7. Kicking the toy you hate far under the bed is futile. Master will only secure your wrist cuffs to your ankle cuffs and make you crawl for it....repeatedly.

8. "Bite me." is NEVER an intelligent response to a command.

9. Doing your Beavis and Butthead imitation of "Fire, fire, fire, fire!" during Master's lecture on fire play safety is considered rude.

10. Responding with "Yes, All Wise, All Knowing, Grand Imperial Weenie" is not appropriate when Master asks you if you are comfortable during a bondage scene.

11. Asking to go to the bathroom every five minutes while Master practices His Japanese rope work on you will try His patience ....quickly.

12. Crossing your eyes and sticking your tongue out while Master is discussing your punishment is not wise.

13. There is no such thing as slave immunity, fee slave day, or the PMS defense. The slave jury might not convict you, but the Dom judge will override the verdict. Count on it!

14. Pretending Master's collection of butt plugs are toys and singing the "Weebles Wobble but the won't fall down" song is not a good idea.

15. Repeatedly blowing out each candle Master lights during wax play will get you punished.

16. Checking Master's head for the 666 symbol after a harsh punishment will only get you more of the same....or worse!

17. "i know You are but what am i?" is not the appropriate response when called a "raunchy little whore" during humiliation play.

18. Using spreader bars, paddles, or canes for the fireplace is not a good plan.

19. "Missed me missed me now ya gotta kiss me!" is an unacceptable remark when Master's flogger slips.

20. When Master pulls out his bullwhip and says He wants to play, He doesn't mean hide-&-seek...He WILL find you eventually.

21. Calling Merry Maids when you are ordered to spruce up the place is not what your Master had in mind.

22. "Faster faster we need a new Master" is NOT the song to sing during a scene.

23. "Oh and You think i am?" is an unacceptable response to hearing your Master say He is not pleased.

24. During a play party is not the time to do your hilarious imitation of Igor and hunch over, moaning "Yes Master" when ordered to fetch something.

25. Adding "Sir" or "Master" to "Fuck that!" will not save you.

26. Singing the chorus of "Anything You Can Do I Can Do Better" under your breath during a session is considered foolhardy.

27. Reciting nursery rhymes during an interrogation scene to crack your Master up only lasts for so long. Then you will pay....BIG!

28. Arguing whether "Master may not be right, but Master is never wrong" is Zen or Buddhist philosophy will only get you rewarded with kneeling in the corner of a bed of Lego's "to help you consider the question in quiet contemplation."

29. Asking "Is that as HARD as you can hit???" is considered a cry for help among submissive suicide prevention workers!

30. Reminding Master you are a switch will not get you out of trouble for ordering Him around.

31. Rolling your eyes when Sir gives you "That look" is not a good idea.

and last but least....

32. Even if you are fast enough to close the other bracelet of the cuffs around his wrist while he's closing the first one on yours, you probably shouldn't. . .

Monday 12 March 2012

Richborough Power Station Demolition

Sunday March 11th 2012:

So after years and years of being part of the Thanet skyline, Richborough Power Station chimneys got blown up. As i like things blowing up we went to see it. The intention was to get a lot closer but after 6 bottles of wine and a late night / morning that just didn't happen. We staggered outside at 8:50am, parked our bums in a field, got stung by stingy nettles and had a morning fag waiting for them to go KABOOOOM!!! And they did, very loudly. It was a great day for it, so we celebrated with more wine and sleep. Let's hope more things get blown up soon.
Lots of thanks and love to me little pikey mate for an excellent weekend. It was great :D

This video is from me matey Wevsky as he's a photographer, check his blog for Urbex & Photography stuff :)

Sunday 19 February 2012

London Pirate Radio Documentry

A very well made 16 minute documentary about pirate radio in London.

Many thanks to Matt Mason & Palladium Boots for making this.
You can learn more about him @ http://www.palladiumboots.com/bio/matt-mason

Or at his blog here: http://thepiratesdilemma.com/
Where you can buy him a pint or 2 in exchange for his book "The Pirate's Dilemma" :)



Description:
Pirate radio is everywhere in London, born in the 60’s from rusting anti-aircraft towers in the mouth of the Thames. Today’s broadcasts are hidden in plain sight, transmitting from secret tower block studios via homemade rooftop antennas. We put our boots on and went exploring.

Please note:
The original video is here: http://www.palladiumboots.com/video/london-pirate-radio#part1